So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
when you sit attentively in class but you dont understand a thing the teacher is saying
My GPS lady sounds like she hasn’t been fucked in a long time
that one kid who argues with the teacher on a regular basis and you just
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
clearly as a teenager i’m not mature enough to drink, smoke, drive or have sex but i am obviously prepared to decide on the career i want to be in for the rest of my life
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast
Instead of beer pong we play battle shots.