"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones only work if you hold them in a certain position
Welcome to the Hellmouth more like Welcome to a lifelong obsession
when your hairdresser keeps trying to start a conversation with you
I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming
“people who are sick don’t play video games all day”
“If you really felt bad you wouldn’t be on the computer.”
If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead