jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
If You ever think You’re too obsessed with something, just remember that David Tennant used to get in trouble at school because all his essays were Doctor Who fan fiction.
do you ever have those days where you’re just
If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
I’m old-school at heart
When I listen to hip-hop I don’t want to hear a catchy beat, or a hook that get’s stuck in my head, I want to hear a beat that soothes my soul and free’s my mind. I want to hear lyrics that aim to educate & inspire the youth and alot of people just don’t understand that about me.
woo it’s december
The fastest land mammal is the teenager who sees mom pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to empty the dishwasher.
people…… who pretend to be……. british………………….